Monday, September 25, 2006

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C'mon - what is your major malfunction?

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Richard Hammond critically injured


Richard Hammond, host of the BBC's Top Gear has been critically injured while trying to break the British land speed record in a jet powered car. Reaching speeds of approximately 450km/h (~300mph), apparently they were near the end of the days trials when the car veered to the right and crashed.

Richard was rushed unconscious to the Leeds hospital via air ambulance.

See here for the full story on the BBC website.

And here for something a little more candid. "Bad jet-car, bad!"

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

The lost travellers

Kinda didn't think I was gonna post this out of respect to my friends and their dignity, but it's worth posting and well... let's just change their names to protect them.

So the weekend before last we went up to the shack and there were a fair bunch of us there. After a reasonably big night on Friday everyone was slow getting up Saturday morning, and we didn't really head out to do stuff till about midday. Rimi and his crew went walking in the Freycinet park, while Tim, Sarah and I went 4WDing up to Hardings Falls and our trepid travellers (lets call them Victoria and Mandy) went off in search of the Apsley Gorge nestled in the heart of the Douglas Apsley national park.

We had a great day checking out the cascading falls in this little gorge, and some bumpy bits on the 4WD in. And by the time Rimi and his crew got home it seemed that they had had a great day too.

About 5:15pm I asked Tim when we should begin to worry about the girls (Victoria and Mandy) and start calling them. We decided to wait a little longer. About 5:40 Tim made his fist attempt to call, but went straight to message bank, and then about 5:50 he got the first call/message back from them. "HELP - we're stuck on the Apsley River, come get us!!"

True to form, Tim launched straight into rescue mode and come grabbed me out of the shack. We went back out and called Victoria and Mandy to make sure they were OK and get some more of the story from them. "We were walking down the Apsley River, rocks are wet due to the rain, it's getting dark - we can't get out - HELP!!" We grabbed some towels, torches and jackets and finally headed out the gate about 6pm.

We tried to call Parks and Wildlife, but ended up getting head office and no one is there at 6pm on a Saturday night, so we called the police - who took our details and said they'd get the local copper to call us. We first went to make sure that Victoria and Mandy hadn't start their walk at the bottom of the park, and then met the local copper (Brett) at the car park.

We made several calls back and forth to make sure we knew exactly the path the girls had taken, so we could have a 'best guess' at where they'd be on the river, and to make sure they didn't move from their current location for risk of getting more lost/injured. Leaving Tim at the car (read: Command Centre, due to car kit = better reception to keep contact with the girls), Brett and I went down to the river to see if we could easily get upstream = NO. So we waited for Stuart from Parks to arrive. By this time it was almost 8pm and the girls were certainly sick of being stuck up a river without any source of light/heat apart from the dim LCD glow from their mobile phones.

With Command Centre Tim in control, Stuart, Brett and I hiked up through the scrub and slippery rocks to find the girls. Thank christ we took extra torches etc. as Brett took several slips on the rocks and on the last big one ended up on his ass in the river with a smashed Maglite. With calls bouncing between the girls, Tim and us, it took us about an hour of struggling up stream to reach them. We arrived at their make shift camp (read: huddled on a rock around a mobile, wet, cold and getting colder by the minute) about 8:50pm.

After some well needed hugs and a stern (read: joking) 'telling off' by Brett, we headed back down the river. To avoid the increasingly slippery rocks Stuart led us inland as we cut corners off the ever bending river. Mandy got a bit worried at one point when she heard Stuart mutter "I may have cut that corner a bit too much".

All in all, it took us till about 10:10pm to get back to the carpark where my parents had arrived and were keeping Tim company while they listened to the footy and waited.

After many thankyou's and apologies we headed back off to the shack to have a shower and get warm/dry. We got back about 11pm and were greeted with some beautifully prepared BBQ sausages and that lonely beer that had been abandoned some 5 hours earlier.

Thanks Mich.. I mean Mandy and Vane.... I mean Victoria - it was an interesting experience that I am sure none of us will ever forget.

Moral of the story :
If you are going walking somewhere you haven't been before, make sure you take some form of light source and some extra food.... JUST IN CASE!!!

Aliens meet the meat

If you are twisted in your sense of humour, you may find this quite amusing.

Given mine, I found it a crack up!

They're Made Of Meat!

Monday, September 18, 2006

Another weekend at the shack

It was a VERY relaxing weekend at the shack.... really didn't do much at all.

Drinkies and cards after much meat for dinner on Friday night.

After some killer eggs & bacon etc. on Saturday morning we ambled down to the beach and just lied a around in the sun for a few hours... as you can see by my red face!! Can't believe it though - sun baking, in TASMANIA, in SEPTEMBER!!! damn!


We headed back up to the shack and sat around the BBQ area for the rest of the day just chatting and drinking. After feasting on another round of scrumptions BBQ meats for dinner we were going to head inside to play cards, but the power went out. So we stoked up the firepot and stayed outside till about 12:30am just banging on - here's the source of our heat for the evening.


Sunday morning Nick and Michelle and I went for a quick walk up into the saddle that has the lookout over Wineglass Bay. They are doing some serious track work up there and it will be sooo much safer for the Nanna's when they want to do this "easy" (read: easy, but STEEP at times) walk.


And here's the view of Wineglass Bay from the lookout. Unfortunately these photo's were all taken with the camera in my phone, so they aren't the best quality... but hey - it was a BEAUTIFUL day!

Monday, September 11, 2006

NYC 5 years on

Well, it's been 5 years and I am sure you've seen about 15 documentaries already on this.. but here's just a couple of the telling pics from the "day that changed the world"..





5 years on and they still haven't captured Osama... smells like a crock of B.S. to me! No one man should be able to hide that well!! But even if they do capture him, it's not like the rest of the extremist muslims are going to lay down their weapons and surrender... more than likely it would result in some serious terrorism...

Friday, September 08, 2006

A Tribute to Steve

In true Steve Irwin sytle I approached the Boss Beast (aka Andrew) very quietly from behind and took him completely by surprise.



After subduing the beast, I laid into him with a special move The Rock likes to call 'The Peoples Elbow'.... can you smell what The Irwin is cooking?



Farewell Steve.

You will live on in the larakin in all of us.

Crikey - look at this little beauty!!

Monday, September 04, 2006

CRIKEY!!!

Fairwell Steve Irwin


It has been widely reported that Steve Irwin has died as a result of a sting ray attack about midday today while filming a documentary near the Low Isles (off Port Douglas, QLD).

ABC News
Wikipedia entry

Apparently Terri (his wife) is currently hiking at Cradle Mountain - so who know's if she knows yet?

Althought this is a terrible tragedy - I foresee a myriad of jokes coming from this. Please post a comment if you have one!!

Friday, September 01, 2006

All Men are Liars ...

Sam de Brito runs a blog called All Men are Liars (except Sam de Brito) for The Age in Melbourne.

Here's an absolute classic blog from Thursday -
The buck stopped a long time a go
.

Some really funny stuff, I just hope to get royally wasted at the next bucks night/weekend - and hopefully it stands up to some these classics!!